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		<title>My mommy is so funny</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2009/03/13/my-mommy-is-so-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 18:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[My Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a yonic symbol today in a Battlestar Galactica logo. Hee hee! :) Its so obviously yonic that I felt bashful. (If you don&#8217;t know what &#8220;Yonic&#8221; means, click the above link and you might get the idea!) So, I told my mom about it, and she could see what I meant. Then I told her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m a little afraid when I walk around my nice neighborhood</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2009/01/27/im-a-little-afraid-when-i-walk-around-my-nice-neighborhood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning to my gentle readers: lots of swearing. Wow, I just learned something about myself today, which kind of sucks. Well, I learned that I don&#8217;t want to acknowledge something that kind of sucks. With all the in-your-face violence that happens on TV and on the news, and, has happened in my life, you would think that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice to myself after Thanksgiving</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/11/28/advice-to-myself-after-thanksgiving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had one of those rolling around mornings where I woke up, laid in bed, started to think about getting up and then drifted back into dreaming. Rinse, repeat. Eventually when I was more awake, I started indulging in one of my bad habits which is imagining that I can go back in time and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Mom!</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/10/31/happy-birthday-mom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://authenticthreads.org/blog/?p=1083</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yep, my mom was born on spooky Oct 31. For YOU on your birthday, Mother of Mine: &#8212;- My mother is a bear. Walking in the woods, smelling the earth, eating blueberries off bushes. She can hike for miles and miles, day after day, over hills, through streams. She will kill things to eat them. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I WANT</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/09/09/i-want/</link>
		<comments>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/09/09/i-want/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I WANT dancing good music living near people I like my OWN LITTLE place SEX thank you, please walking on the beach playing in the water big trees my mommy living forever baby more sex awesome clothes kick ass boots walking through fall leaves road trip with friend who gets me more music playing guitar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The key to wiggling your ears: Walk like an Egyption!</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/04/14/the-key-to-wiggling-your-ears-walk-like-an-egyption/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://authenticthreads.org/blog/?p=611</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to learn Tom Hagerty&#8216;s scalp exercises to get the same results he has: no forehead wrinkles, lots of hair with his original hair color. (He is over 74 and still has naturally dark hair!) Previously, I couldn&#8217;t even feel the muscles at the back of the head he was talking about. Tonight I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When I tell you what you think is an outrageous idea and you don&#8217;t know what to say to me, read this:</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/03/28/when-i-tell-you-what-you-think-is-an-outrageous-idea-and-you-dont-know-what-to-say-to-me-read-this/</link>
		<comments>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/03/28/when-i-tell-you-what-you-think-is-an-outrageous-idea-and-you-dont-know-what-to-say-to-me-read-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got in a rare argument with my mom last night. I threw out the wild and crazy idea that our family could get together and have a reunion every year for a week. She said that it was ok to want that but not to expect that to happen. I said that I thought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hoarding</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/03/12/hoarding-a-brief-digression-from-womens-history-month/</link>
		<comments>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/03/12/hoarding-a-brief-digression-from-womens-history-month/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laura over at Pick Me! posted about hoarding today. I started to respond but it got so long that I decided to make it a post instead of a comment. * I grew up with a hoarder and I couldn&#8217;t stand it! I was always embarrassed to have my friends over. I wasn&#8217;t allowed to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merle&#8217;s Door</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/02/15/merles-door/</link>
		<comments>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/02/15/merles-door/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/02/15/merles-door/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the great things about quitting my job has been getting to spend time reading. One of the books I read over Christmas was Merle&#8217;s Door. Here&#8217;s what my mom has to say about it: I finished reading Merle&#8217;s door &#8211; I don&#8217;t know if you checked out the website &#8211; but you can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is one thing your significant other does that makes you happy?</title>
		<link>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/01/26/what-is-one-thing-your-significant-other-does-that-makes-you-happy/</link>
		<comments>http://authenticthreads.org/blog/2008/01/26/what-is-one-thing-your-significant-other-does-that-makes-you-happy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 18:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Braidwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Using the principle of small questions and small actions, I&#8217;m building a list of what I want in a husband/partner. What is one thing your lover/ best friend/lover/wife does that makes you happy? One answer I&#8217;ve heard from my mom: Whenever her husband is going somewhere and she asks, &#8220;Can I come along?&#8221; He says, [...]]]></description>
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