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My mommy is so funny

I saw a yonic symbol today in a Battlestar Galactica logo. Hee hee! :) Its so obviously yonic that I felt bashful. (If you don’t know what “Yonic” means, click the above link and you might get the idea!) So, I told my mom about it, and she could see what I meant. Then I told her [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged Battlestar Galactica, funny, mom, phallic, yonic | 4 Responses

I’m a little afraid when I walk around my nice neighborhood

Warning to my gentle readers: lots of swearing. Wow, I just learned something about myself today, which kind of sucks. Well, I learned that I don’t want to acknowledge something that kind of sucks. With all the in-your-face violence that happens on TV and on the news, and, has happened in my life, you would think that [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged books, dancing, hope, mom, tv | Leave a response

Advice to myself after Thanksgiving

I had one of those rolling around mornings where I woke up, laid in bed, started to think about getting up and then drifted back into dreaming. Rinse, repeat. Eventually when I was more awake, I started indulging in one of my bad habits which is imagining that I can go back in time and [...]

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Posted in Essays Epiphanies and Reviews | Tagged advice, art, exercise, family, food, friends, happiness, health, improv, love, mom, music, support, travel, traveling, yoga | 2 Responses

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Yep, my mom was born on spooky Oct 31. For YOU on your birthday, Mother of Mine: —- My mother is a bear. Walking in the woods, smelling the earth, eating blueberries off bushes. She can hike for miles and miles, day after day, over hills, through streams. She will kill things to eat them. [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged Happy Birthday!, mom, poetry | 2 Responses

I WANT

I WANT dancing good music living near people I like my OWN LITTLE place SEX thank you, please walking on the beach playing in the water big trees my mommy living forever baby more sex awesome clothes kick ass boots walking through fall leaves road trip with friend who gets me more music playing guitar [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged clothes, dancing, drums, mom, music, sex, trees | 2 Responses

The key to wiggling your ears: Walk like an Egyption!

I wanted to learn Tom Hagerty‘s scalp exercises to get the same results he has: no forehead wrinkles, lots of hair with his original hair color. (He is over 74 and still has naturally dark hair!) Previously, I couldn’t even feel the muscles at the back of the head he was talking about. Tonight I [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged funny, giggling, hair, mom, scalp exercises, wiggling, wrinkles | 2 Responses

When I tell you what you think is an outrageous idea and you don’t know what to say to me, read this:

I got in a rare argument with my mom last night. I threw out the wild and crazy idea that our family could get together and have a reunion every year for a week. She said that it was ok to want that but not to expect that to happen. I said that I thought [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged dancing, family, friends, funny, improv, love, mom | 1 Response

Hoarding

Hoarding

Laura over at Pick Me! posted about hoarding today. I started to respond but it got so long that I decided to make it a post instead of a comment. * I grew up with a hoarder and I couldn’t stand it! I was always embarrassed to have my friends over. I wasn’t allowed to [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged Christmas, clothes, family, flowers, friends, holidays, illustrations, Laura Moncur, love, mom, rants, teeth, Valentine's Day, Women's History Month | 3 Responses

Merle’s Door

One of the great things about quitting my job has been getting to spend time reading. One of the books I read over Christmas was Merle’s Door. Here’s what my mom has to say about it: I finished reading Merle’s door – I don’t know if you checked out the website – but you can [...]

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Posted in Uplifting Media | Tagged books, Christmas, dogs, mom, reviews | Leave a response

What is one thing your significant other does that makes you happy?

Using the principle of small questions and small actions, I’m building a list of what I want in a husband/partner. What is one thing your lover/ best friend/lover/wife does that makes you happy? One answer I’ve heard from my mom: Whenever her husband is going somewhere and she asks, “Can I come along?” He says, [...]

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Posted in My Life | Tagged love, mom | 1 Response

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