Authentic Threads

Sadly I can really relate to this brilliant post by Heather Armstrong about The Proper Way to Hate a Job which is why I’m a little afraid to get a job again.

…After successfully avoiding any work related to your actual job, sneak out the back entrance and head home an hour early. Roll down the windows and scream louder than the roar of your engine. Continue screaming the whole way home taking breaths only at stoplights. You should be sufficiently hyperventilating by the time you pass Fairfax and that guy who’s always selling oranges.

Find a parking spot within at least a mile of your apartment, preferably in a quiet Jewish neighborhood. Shut the car off and bang your forehead on the steering wheel. Aim for the horn.