The Office… (and other stuff)

I like it. I have had an Office watching marathon on Netflix between my Granddad shifts. I like Pam and Jim. I wish I was Pam and Jim. I wish I had someone who was my person. I’ve only watched until the end of Season 3. That’s all that Netflix has.

I am very very sleepy. I am working with bodily fluids. ew. Taking an improv class with a less than stellar teacher but fun people…. AND… hanging out with my aunt. This has been the summer of family.

Also, I had a weird dream last night in which my mother was an undercover operative for the CIA and she murdered 3 people in a short time frame. Ummm, could you stop doing that, mom. No! I had to kill them or they would have killed me, or I would have lost my job. Creepy. Then some other stuff happened and then someone told me, very clearly and very ominously, “You are 34. You better get pregnant NOW or you aren’t going to be able to have a baby.” Gah! It’s enough to make you forget about your CIA agent mom cold bloodedly killing people! And then (in real life)  I couldnt’ find the people I was looking for tonight so I went to a book store and I looked int he batrgain bin and and I found a book called, “For the Intentionaly Single Mom” and I thought, I better read this and I read it and I thought, I don’t want to be a single mom! I want someone else to be touching my big belly! and enjoying my extra full boobs! and then I sang this song all the way home.

Sorry about all the missspelled words during that last bit. I got a little hysterical as I relived my earlier hysteria.

Somebody slap me. Or set me up on a date or something.

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